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New Research Shows Listening to Holiday Music All Year Contributes to Global Destruction

Holiday music is a staple of a happy holiday season, but some people take their love of holiday music too far.
November 20, 2020

When the holiday season comes around each December the world is inundated with Jingle Bells, All I Want For Christmas Is You, It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, and other  songs. These songs...

Looking Good on Camera: Junior Suffers Financial Ruin

Looking good for online class is a must in the era of virtual school.
November 9, 2020

  Every morning at 4 AM, Junior Amber Miller wakes up for school. With live school instruction starting at 7:52 AM, she’s running out of time to get ready. While downing a kale smoothie for breakfast,...

Secret Teacher Plot Uncovered to Guarantee Student Stress

Students are often stressed by their schoolwork, and it’s no fault of their own.
November 2, 2020

It’s a student’s worst nightmare: quizzes and tests in multiple classes on the same day. Long thought to just be coincidence, it’s nothing of that sort. Materials and interviews obtained by The Falcon...

Returning to School: Where’s the Soap?

As schools reopen, there are concerns that there will be a shortage of bathroom supplies.
October 26, 2020

Hygiene is an important factor in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic, and as schools reopen many are concerned with how the notoriously unhygienic facilities will cope. WCPSS has committed to installing...

Seniors’ Constant Talk of College Applications Causes Undue Sophomore Stress

College applications are often a cause of stress near the end of high school.
October 20, 2020

College applications are something seniors undertake as they move towards the end of their high school career, and they also happen to be a great conversation topic. In mixed-grade classes, many upperclassmen...

Bully Finds Collecting Lunch Money Much Harder Online

An illustration of a bully picking on someone else.
October 9, 2020

Bullying is nothing new. For ages, these people who oppress others for their own entertainment and betterment have been terrorizing the regular population. In school, the stereotypical bully demands lunch...

Sophomore Elections: A Worthless Vote

Green Hope students cast their votes for Student Council in late September.
October 9, 2020

Many countries around the world have systems where people vote to elect their leaders. The United States, Canada, Russia, New Zealand, Iceland, and other countries all use some form of a democratic system....

Innovative Teacher’s 100% Effective Way to Get All Cameras On

Innovative Teacher’s 100% Effective Way to Get All Cameras On
September 28, 2020

Teachers in this time have felt like they’re shouting into the void, but some teachers are taking action to incentivize the use of cameras. One AP Human Geography teacher, who declined to be named in...

The Trials and Tribulations of Virtual P.E.

The Trials and Tribulations of Virtual P.E.
September 23, 2020

All freshman students at Green Hope have to take Health & PE, and with that comes the dreaded mile run. Freshman Daniel Harper was spotted running laps around his house on Tuesday. “We had to do...

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