The Green Hope Falcon

Green Hope Furloughs Popular Falcon Mascot

After being furloughed by Green Hope, the Falcon was forced to explore other career paths.
January 8, 2021

The Panthers have Sir Purr, the Tar Heels have Rameses, the Hurricanes have Stormy, and Green Hope has the Falcon. These mascots spend their days entertaining fans, but as of late there have been no fans...

Teachers Intentionally Ruin Student Grades, Forcing Them to Take Final Exams

Teachers are using low grades to dramatically lower students’ averages.
January 5, 2021

Teachers spend countless hours outside of class planning and creating assignments for students. Contrary to popular belief, teachers do not do this for fun. Instead, they do it because they know students...

The Revealing and Horrible Truths of Self-Isolation

Explore the 8 day diary log of self isolating from COVID-19 with what could be a fellow GH falcon. This falcon might go a little stir crazy!
January 5, 2021

Recently, we ran across a diary that belonged to a survivor of the quarantine of 2020. According to this diary, the person who it belonged to was trapped in self-isolation for a whole week! Below you will...

2020 Year In Review: Student Life

A year in review: The GH Falcon's Student Life section for this 2020-2021 school year.
December 16, 2020

This year we brought it back to the student body by really writing and creating content to their needs and to provide entertainment. Social Media Manager, Annie Hu provided us with tips on how to exude...

State Attempts to Salvage Semester by Preserving Students’ Opportunity to Cheat In-Person

Cheating in-person can be exhilarating, but virtual cheating simply isn’t the same.
December 16, 2020

Teachers have noticed a stark increase in class averages since moving online. “I’ve never seen so many people get an A on a math test,” reported one Green Hope math teacher. Not only has cheating...

Parent Demands Recognition For Honor Code Violation

Some parents just can’t resist “helping” their children.
December 8, 2020

A high school diploma: the goal of every high school student. A diploma is a tangible recognition of 4 years of hard work, and unlocks future paths in life. For a student, receiving a diploma is one of...

New Research Shows Listening to Holiday Music All Year Contributes to Global Destruction

Holiday music is a staple of a happy holiday season, but some people take their love of holiday music too far.
November 20, 2020

When the holiday season comes around each December the world is inundated with Jingle Bells, All I Want For Christmas Is You, It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, and other  songs. These songs...

Looking Good on Camera: Junior Suffers Financial Ruin

Looking good for online class is a must in the era of virtual school.
November 9, 2020

  Every morning at 4 AM, Junior Amber Miller wakes up for school. With live school instruction starting at 7:52 AM, she’s running out of time to get ready. While downing a kale smoothie for breakfast,...

Secret Teacher Plot Uncovered to Guarantee Student Stress

Students are often stressed by their schoolwork, and it’s no fault of their own.
November 2, 2020

It’s a student’s worst nightmare: quizzes and tests in multiple classes on the same day. Long thought to just be coincidence, it’s nothing of that sort. Materials and interviews obtained by The Falcon...

Returning to School: Where’s the Soap?

As schools reopen, there are concerns that there will be a shortage of bathroom supplies.
October 26, 2020

Hygiene is an important factor in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic, and as schools reopen many are concerned with how the notoriously unhygienic facilities will cope. WCPSS has committed to installing...

Seniors’ Constant Talk of College Applications Causes Undue Sophomore Stress

College applications are often a cause of stress near the end of high school.
October 20, 2020

College applications are something seniors undertake as they move towards the end of their high school career, and they also happen to be a great conversation topic. In mixed-grade classes, many upperclassmen...

Bully Finds Collecting Lunch Money Much Harder Online

An illustration of a bully picking on someone else.
October 9, 2020

Bullying is nothing new. For ages, these people who oppress others for their own entertainment and betterment have been terrorizing the regular population. In school, the stereotypical bully demands lunch...

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