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A social distancing officer separates two students in the hallway (not a dramatization).

GH Introduces Squishmallow-Equipped “Social Distancing Police” To Combat Social Distancing Violations

Lucas Moore, Satire Editor March 25, 2021

As almost half of Green Hope returns to in-person school April 8th, social distancing in hallways and common areas will become much more difficult. To combat this, Green Hope administration has introduced...

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